Wednesday, 15 September 2010

September’s guest- Gareth Rees

Conversational; rolling like a river, beautiful english writing.

'What would I say to the press if I reached a hundred years? I’d say I was good at climbing the rope-ladder up the side of the ship of earthly hope and also good at stamping on the fingers of the person coming up behind me!'

Gareth Rees' has appeared in The Guardian, Contemporary Review, Yoga Monthly and a book of hitch-hiking tales, along with publishing numerous shorts. He was once given a sizeable advance by Virgin for a book he helped write - the true account of a Japanese POW camp; but the book was never published due to political sensitivity between Virgin and a Japanese business associate. A one time employee of MI6, the relationship ended whilst on a visit to Israel after Gareth failed to report accurate information on military movements and instead apprised them of flowers in the desert, with Gareth’s employment soon terminated. He went on to teach english at a Libyan oil field but left after a year. Back in the UK Gareth continues to write. Bare Bones are pleased to introduce his recent work taken from blogspot- Read 'Rees'.

A Case of Delinquent Perfectionism

A soldier came back from an ambush, a situation where he killed or was killed. This soldier had come back so it was he who’d done the killing, quite a lot of killing actually. In the course of de-briefing, a psychologist asked, ‘Would you say you suffer at all from delinquent perfectionism?’ The soldier didn’t record his response. Maybe the question stunned him more than his recent experience on the battlefield.
I once passed wilderness time in a shop where the equivalent of an oasis was reached when I sold a Welsh dresser. The owner of the shop, a misanthrope who lived in a dream-world of the rural arts and crafts movement, art deco and art nouveau, and who despised what he called the plastic society of the present day, used to patrol the streets at night checking the contents of skips. An old cupboard was a good find so long as it was pine-wood beneath the peeling paint.
The piece was surreptitiously lifted and spirited back to base in a pick-up where Dr. Crippen would dunk it, along with the tax inspector, in an acid bath to get rid of the paint. The next stage was to do the reasonably easy carpentry job of making the shelves to affix on top of the cupboard. Finally, came the tender administration of bees wax and, and then an ‘antique’ Welsh dresser was ready for a good price for those with good taste and money.
One day, a potential customer entered the chilly shop premises and spent a long time examining one of these Welsh dressers. My blood defied the cold of the ill-heated shop by going hot with the thought of the juicy ten per cent commission. But the woman didn’t buy. She’d found a flaw. Well, of course there was a flaw, I thought. The base of the dresser was old.
The woman went away but she kept returning to the shop when again she would carefully examine the Welsh dressers on show. And yet again, she would find a flaw and would go away looking frustrated and sad as indeed was I, having not made the sale.
At first, I thought the woman was a person of great discernment, a perfectionist. But in the end, I began to see, not a perfectionist, but the very the opposite. Consciously, she was seeking perfection but subconsciously, and actually, she was seeking fault. She could not, would not, accept the invitation to sit at the table of life. She preferred to dither, to procrastinate and the perverse logic of her depression led her to think her lot was like a cosy bed from which she was loath to rise. Maybe the poor woman was a delinquent perfectionist. Or maybe she was simply disappointed by a shoddy finish, the hallmark of a depressed and sulking worker.

http://garethrees.blogspot.com/



Monday, 13 September 2010

Michael Smith Newcastle BBC4



BB literary editor and contributor Michael Smith visits Gotham Toon.
An evocative and thoughtful film.
RIP Swan Hunter.
Happy as a pig in Barbour jackets.

Watch it here.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/tr1gm/

Friday, 10 September 2010

Save The Arse


Nice one David Shrigley.
There's a petition to sign too, remember when nearly a million people marched against the invasion of Iraq what a difference it made? Well the current blue rinse yellow bellies are bound to take notice.

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

THE RUNAWAYS SCREENING P.I.X R.I.P


Wow

Woah

Growing old gracefully Joan Jett

Bad Reputation
The official Runaways screening after party: open invite from Hanna Hanra. P.I.X. 'zine
Also the launch of her new adventures into print Beat Juice, like a healthy red smoothy but
more musicy and papery, organic ink n stuff.
Go see here. Crimson n Clover innit.



The Rumble of Rum Shebeen



Best thing BB has seen all year, better that hairless dogs, better than designer shit, better than hard earned money, filthy sex, (well not filthy sex) fast cars, all those things you think you may need but actually don't. Put on a shirt, do your hair, take your mates, go see them play. And there's more.

Music for the heart n soul, music for me ass n sole, music for me art n r'sole.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Le Gun Barbican Thursday Night


Some of the lovely pencil wielding members of Le Gun are going to be creating some architectural surrealism up in the Barbican on Thursday evening, BB Contributor Nervous Stephen, will be playing some records. And there will some some arty filums, with no car chases or expolsions. it'll be a good night. So wot.

Friday, 9 July 2010

Frozen Margaritas//Long Legs//Hot Nights//


Click HERE for photographic evidence of BB's virgin excursion into LES NYC.
Thanks to everyone to came and helped us and those who just came to look.
More Envoy X BB later in the year. Happily Trans Atlantic.
Photo. Guillaume Gilbert

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

BB X JUGGER NUT X GIGGLE FITS 29/06/10









envoy enterprises and home sweet home after party
next tuesday LES
be there or be elsewhere

Monday, 7 June 2010

Embracing the information age Part 2



BB read through now on Vimeo and we're getting there with the web site too.
Slow progress in the instantaneous digital age.
Thanks as always to Ricardo the Porto Web Wizard.
(Obviously better in the larger format of Vimeo)

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Some inspirational reading from Ross...


Put these words in your eyes and rub them.
Thanks Ross.

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Emerald Isle Lovers


The wide eyed tweak face of Simon Dara graces The Small Print Blog, a smart good looking site, independent in it's outlook, the mega Aisling Farinella contributes to it. She has a keen eye. Check them out HERE.
Thanks McAshxx

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

DRAWING ROOM//HERETIC




AN EXPERIMENTAL WEEKEND
From the Drawing Room & Heretic

This weekend 22-23 May
Sat 2pm - 7pm at Stoke Newington Airport
& Sun late afternoon drinks at Heretic print studio to pick up prints.

We'll be drawing/writing using random principles, free association, surrealist games, soundscapes, music, projections, narratives, and obviously booze.
The idea is to subvert our usual practice, and surprise ourselves into new ideas & material...
we'll transform some of our output into multicoloured prints at heretic print studio on Sunday.

We're trying to make this a small, fun and intense event, and thought you might be into this – be great to have you there!
please let us know asap if you can make it, and we'll send you all the details.

xx
georgia/jon/luke/steph/therese



Monday, 17 May 2010

Submit to BB Website//NYC Show

Bare Bones is nearing completion of it's website.
If you want to be a part of the global take over please send submissions to, ourbarebones@googlemail.com.
This site is going to be amazing and the level of work so far is outstanding.
Bare Bones is constantly looking for new works and new people to present.
Get it together and send send send.

Please title your mail with "Submissions"
and follow these guide lines for the image sizing and labeling.

Images should be a JPG and set as RGB
No smaller than 720 pixels high
Label the jpegs with your name and a brief title with no spaces or punctuation,
ie: “Your_Name_Title.jpg”

Bare Bones is doing a mini show in
Envoy gallery, New York on the 29th June.
The plan is to produce a BB poster over there and get rid of a load of BB NO3's.
Any one who'd like to come please do.