Friday 29 October 2010

ROBERT RUBBISH OF SOHO LONDON...AN INTRODUCTION.






What's the most rubbish thing you've seen?

DAVID CAMRONS FACE


Are you pubes straight?

NO GINGER AFRO STYLE


Did the rubbishmen get too good?

YES WE STARTED TO PLAY IN TUNE


How far is the moon ?

NO IDEA SOMETIMES IT LOOKS QUITE CLOSE


Why are rubbish bins green ?

BECAUSE ITS LIKE GREEN AND THAT LIKE ECO ?


What's your favourite part of the bible ?

THE BIT ABOUT THE SAND IN THE FORESKIN AND THE ROCK (OUCH)


Do you own a man tiara ?

NOT AT THE MOMENT I MAYE HAVE HAD ONE AT SOME POINT


What's your favourite song right now ?

THE KILLING MOON

Do you own a car ?

NO


Your opinion on fix wheel bikes ?

A LOAD OF WANK


Best watering hole on London ?

NEALSONS HEAD, BIRDCAGE, THE BLUE POST SOHO ,THE FRENCH SOHO,THE GOLDEN HEART

THEY ARE ALL GOOD


How do you eat your toast ?

WITH BUTTER


Do you believe in aliens ?

NOT SURE


Is the world an oyster ?

YES I HOPE IT IS,ONE DAY I WILL TAKE A BOAT TO THE USA.

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